Smart Luggage Test: 6 Honest Months With One
Six months ago I bought a smart suitcase. GPS tracking, USB charging port, its own app, the whole thing. 340 euros. My wife thought it was silly. Honestly? I wasn't sure myself.
Six months ago I bought a smart suitcase. GPS tracking, USB charging port, its own app, the whole thing. 340 euros. My wife thought it was silly. Honestly? I wasn't sure myself.
4 billion euros. 10 years of construction. And there I was, just past ten in the morning, staring at a glass facade that shoots maybe 18 meters into the sky. Thousands of people around me, all wearing the same expression. Half amazement, half disbelief. This is Frankfurt Airport's Terminal 3. And...
At the check-in desk, the woman at the counter next to us looked at us like we'd left half our luggage in the taxi. One suitcase for the whole family, two adults and two kids behind it, nothing else but backpacks. Ten days on Mallorca. Her face said it all. *You cannot be serious.*
7.4 kilograms. And I still stood in front of the bed at 5:30 in the morning wondering what else could come out. That was everything I brought for a five-day carry-on business trip to Munich. Suit, laptop, charger, two dress shirts, toiletry bag. All packed into a trolley that looked like I was...
I learned about the Ryanair hand luggage too big fee the expensive way. €75 for two centimeters. A Tuesday in May, Gate B22, flight to Alicante. And there I was, feeling like an idiot, with half the boarding queue watching my back.
Three days after the wedding, we were standing at Frankfurt Airport. Jonas with one backpack, me with one backpack. That was it. For two weeks in Bali.
Day 11. I'm sitting at a harbor taverna on Naxos, sipping a cold freddo espresso, wearing my last clean shirt. Everything I own for this trip fits in a cabin trolley. 7.2 kilograms. Fourteen days, one bag, zero checked luggage.
Munich Central Station, platform 11, just after 7 AM. I'm standing there with a 40-liter backpack on my shoulders, an Interrail Global Pass on my phone, and fourteen days of Europe ahead. Munich, Vienna, Budapest, Prague, Berlin. Five cities, five countries, one bag.
10:15 PM, Düsseldorf Airport. Our three-year-old was lying face-down on a suitcase, screaming because he couldn't find his stuffed animal. The five-year-old asked if we were there yet. The flight to Cancún was boarding in 80 minutes.
Florence, month fourteen. Cobblestones in the old town, 28 degrees, and I'm dragging our medium suitcase behind me. One wheel wobbles. Not catastrophic, but I notice it immediately. That was the moment I knew this luggage set had peaked.
I was standing at the breakfast table, phone in hand, trying to book a cheap Lufthansa flight to Lisbon. Five years since I'd flown, my first flight after Corona, basically. 2021 was the last time, empty airport, mask mandate, terminals that felt half abandoned. I figured I could do this in my...
My buddy Dave from Austin texted me three days before his flight. "Dude, should I book a hotel near the airport? Reddit says people waited 7 hours in Lisbon."